leann elaine

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
pixiebutterandjelly:

Perfect way to.explain adulthood.

pixiebutterandjelly:

Perfect way to.explain adulthood.

alittlebookthief:

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about

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The saddest thing a girl can do is dumb herself down for a guy.
Emma Watson (via i-am-sherlocked1998)

deansdemonhair:

she wears short skirts im sitting on my ass watching supernatural

shes cheer captain and im still sitting on my ass watching supernatural

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong.
Emma Watson, who is bold and brave and a real world heroine just as good as Hermione Granger.  (via speaklivewrite)