Me then. Me now. Me forever.
I will always be grateful for how this was depicted in the film.
499. Muggleborns taking home Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans and mixing them in with regular jelly beans without telling anyone
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
"You were named after the bravest man I ever knew, Roonil Wazlib"
Okay but why does Hagrid even bother asking Madame Maxime what side her giant blood is on? Like do you really think a human woman is gonna pop out a half giant baby? Come on Hagrid.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
you know most people’s obsessions change constantly but i’m just always: harry potter
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from